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This book is about wanting to do Harry Potter adventures in D&D. You can't do those things because they are incoherent demands.īut this book isn't about any of that. Or asking why they can't play an underdog who is vanishingly unlikely to win and does anyway like in most fantasy paperbacks from the spinning rack. People are constantly asking why they can't play low powered concepts and contend against high powered challenges and still win. Other things people want are conceptually incoherent. There's no particular reason that isn't supported, the mechanics for that sort of thing just happen to suck monkey ass. Also people want to play warrior mages who alternate between casting mighty magics and swinging a rune sword around. There's no reason for that to be missing, it's just that D&D combat largely revolves around how heavy your armor is, and the mechanical support happens to not be there. There's no support for playable swashbucklers who wear tight pants and blouses and have thin swords and pencil mustaches. Now there are lots of things that keep coming up because people want them and they aren't in the game and that seems weird to people. You can never add the mystery of discovering magic because the game puts magic users in on the player side from level 1. You can never add a fifth great race, because D&D already has hundreds of races. And those are actually pretty specific these days. Which is not to say that you can't add bird men or a new form of weather control or even a whole new flavor of magic to D&D – it's just that you have to add them on D&D's terms.

This is D&D's answer to every single attempt to get the creators to add anything to the base system. D&D is now its own genre, and it has what it has in it and not other things. These days, and for over two decades now, D&D has been fairly nailed down in what it does and does not do. Hell, some of them had writers that were in part inspired by games that were inspired by D&D (Game of Thrones, I'm looking at you).īut D&D is not the wild and wooly wilderness where nothing fucking works and anyone can bring in a battle bishop vampire hunter or whatever the fuck and have the authors of the game fit that into the world on the fly.

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There are fantasy series that have become popular that D&D players have grown up with that were written after D&D hit the shelves. But D&D is also over forty years old, and even in 2003 it was 30 years old. Treants and Halflings were originally called Ents and Hobbits because Arneson and Gygax loved Tolkien more than Tolkien's lawyers loved them back. Trolls are green rubbery regenerating giants that fear fire because Gygax really liked Three Hearts & Three Lions. Hell, Gygax and Arneson were doing that when they invented the damn thing. I need to have a little chat with them.People always want to bring stuff from their favorite fantasy stories into Dungeons & Dragons. Me: Get me the person who designed this ship. So, with that being said, fiyah the weapon HAL!ĪI: I SAID INVALID TARGET. Soldiers: Yes sir! Yes milord! Yes emporer! Yes master! Yes my love! Me: Ok, I can see it! Everyone can see it! Isn't that right soldiers?! Its right there! *points towards the front of the ship, of which the planet view fills up most of the main windows* Me, the emporer: At last the time has come! Fire the death beam, and blow those scum-sucking slugs out of existence!Ĭolossus AI: INVALID TARGET.

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If you can crack useless planets Yeah, the colossus is rather picky about what it wants to blow up. Originally posted by Blue Ball(CAN):Neutron sweep. It keeps them all in one place, i mean it used to be an all accepting empire for everyone but then the overcrowding, unemployment, bitter land grab season started *Sigh* Maybe next game i'll achieve true unity, for now I've begun to unleash the colossus weapon. That is delightfully hypocritical and human-centric at the same time, like a corrupt United Nations ruled by Bilderbergs and Rothschilds.Īt least put the Habitats some entertainment, sheesh :D It helps keep all the unemployed civs out of the way whilst policing themselves on the stations to keep crime low as i promote human growth and slowly try to raise support for a xenophobic faction to gain control and change the governing ethics. Originally posted by Trev:I started my first game as an egalitarian xenophile race of humans so i can't purge or displace any of the aliens in my empire.ġ) I've taken to building orbital habitats.ģ) Sending them all to the stations maxed out with halls of judgement.